Thank you for wanting to know more about me. I promise this will be very important information. 

• Larry David, Norm Macdonald, and Tim Robinson shaped my sense of humor.

• Stephen King’s “number one fan”.  

• My wife and I have a dachshund named Bruno. His nose is brown. 

• Video game nerd, bigger music nerd. 

• I love hockey so much that I can befriend any Canadian.

✉️ pmccormick919@gmail.com

📞 847-687-0393

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